Location is at Far East 3rd level and it is known as THE COTTAGE! Remember that name and NEVER enter that shop because they have the rudest service anyone can ever get. Remember.
I admitted, I used to love getting cheap bargains from there. They sold 2 dresses for 50bucks so it was rather cheap and all and some of their dresses were really chio la ok. BUT, I went there yesterday and really, their attitude totally sucks.
I am your gawd damn customer ok. And I am always right. You earn MY money to keep your dumb shop going and your dresses are getting uglier and uglier in that dark shop of yours and not only that, your refesherners stinks like shit and it makes me go dizzy and I bet so does other customers.
Ok. This was what happened.
I was trying on this night dress and while doing so my phone rang and because it was on silent mode and my settings was to have vibration and beep once. Not only that, my phone has a flash light application and I accidentally hit that button which activated the light.
You know what that stupid brainless sales-auntie in that shop did? She pulled the fitting room blinds and started interrogating me. Banana man. Brainless right?! What if I was changing? What if I was naked? Is she going to let everyone in that shop see me naked? What the shit!
Sales-auntie: “Are you taking photos?”
Zee Queen: “No, I am texting”
Sales-auntie: “I saw a flash”
Zee Queen: “Whatever”
Shit you manz. SO WHAT if I am taking photos? What are you going to do about it HUH?! And please. I am a person who cam-whore in front of a mirror, would I be dumb enough to turn the flash on if I were taking photos? I can see shit if I took a photo with flash IN FRONT of a bloody mirror.
PLUS! On a side note, NO WHERE in YOUR shop says NO PHOTOGRAPHY, so to hell with your interrogation! AND if I WANT to take photos, you can’t spot me. I am not so dumb as to let you either! Stupid Auntie.
Rude shit whatsoever.
If you really want to interrogate me which you shouldn’t but since you fear that dress is a design I want to copy which I don’t need to because if I really want it, I can afford it with ease and if I want, I can throw 25bucks onto your small dirty counter and walk off with my nose held up high and you will have that stupid shock face but nevertheless, if you really want to interrogate me, at least wait for me to change, come out of the fitting room and ask me politely or tell me properly and not just pulling the gawd damn blinds.
There, I feel good now. See ya people. And remember, DON’T GO TO THE COTTAGE AT FAR EAST!!!
